Although it seems like the perfect set-up, you need to know what you’re doing.Even if you Pay particular attention to the awkward hand brush. Next thing you know they’ll add Fast And Furious 7 to your playlist. Mainly because how do you explain your ‘set up’ to your mum? Of course I have omitted some of the lyrics for these "Commandments" to make sense. If you ain’t gettin bags stay the fuck from police. A strong word called consignment, If you ain’t got the clientele say hell no.And of course, please check out our previous installments at the end of this post if you’re craving more lyric-induced terror. Does she pull her sweatpants too high and own a leopard-print purse? Does this girl fake hot flashes and constantly reference Keith Richards? You know how she always made an awkward joke whenever someone asked to see her license at a bar? You know how she always biked to your place because she said she was “into fitness,” even when it was raining? Young girl, get out of my mind My love for you is way out of line Better run girl You’re much too young girl Note to the girl: Why have you listened to this much of the song and not heeded his advice yet? Not as fast as he should be, perhaps, but maybe there’s an ounce or two of conscience left in his brain, and we should encourage that. So that’s “Young Girl,” which I would argue is the most disturbing song we’ve investigated so far.
For the first time ever, we’re using a reader submission! The song, which has over two million hits on You Tube despite being released in 1968 (which I believe predates the site), is undoubtedly familiar to any fan of ‘60s music. And now it hurts to know the truth We’re all so sad that you wanted to sleep with an underage girl and now you can’t, Gary. Instead, I’m going to address a question to Gary himself: Why did you write a song about this particular incident in your life? Why revisit what was (hopefully) the shadiest moment you’ve ever experienced? This 1968 song is Obama’s fault, and has officially made me a member of the Tea Party.As always, I won’t be looking for real-life context or explanations until after the song has been thoroughly analyzed. Is this like in The Shining when Jack realized he was about to go nuts and told Danny to get the hell out before the madness hit? We’re only five lines in, and you’re freaking everyone out. Does she drink white wine and talk about Oprah too much? You led me to believe you’re old enough To give me love Right now we’re reaching peak-horrifying levels, because Gary is blaming a girl who might be, like…gah, as young as 14? And according to Wikipedia, Gary actually left the band because he was sick of singing Jerry’s “power ballads.” By “power ballads,” it’s quite possible he meant, “disgusting songs about statutory relations.” In any case, Gary went on to a solo career (and still performs), and Jerry is a registered sex offender. He still produces, and seems “okay.” But there’s no mollifying explanation for “Young Girl.” Or America: The song reached no. Official Horror Rating: 9.5/10 Check out our previous installments: Don’t You Want Me – The Human League Fake Palindromes – Andrew Bird And if you’d like to submit a song for consideration to “Secretly Horrifying Song Lyrics,” send an email to [email protected] want my horror, and yours, to be raw and unfiltered. His lyrics are in bold, my commentary follows: Young girl, get out of my mind Nothing too scary yet. There’s nothing more inspiring than old people still pursuing love after a lifetime of bitterness, pain, regret, and GETTING SCREWED BY THE MAN. Does she keep a copy of Fifty Shades of Grey hidden under couch for when she gets lonely? Gratitude and full credit on these pages will be yours, and both are eternal.I figured the lyrics were full of “drug things” that I'd only understand once I saw “Scarface” a couple times. I wrote an article applying themes from the hustler's mindset to modern business strategy.I realized that if the “Ten Crack Commandments” could act as an anthem for the hustler, it should also be practical in the workplace.