Here are some of the most insane and absurd, but real according to them, Tinder stories we came across.WARNING — some of these Tinder tales are NSFW so be careful reading in public or letting your mom browse them. Talked to this girl for a couple weeks on Tinder, really cute.
Fearing she was gonna give up on me, in a desperate move I picked up a skateboard at the front door and threw it through the window. My friend met a girl on Tinder while in Paris for a weekend.
For anyone that isn’t filthy rich, eighty percent of slangin’ dick is all about your exterior; it’s a superficial world and anyone willing to fuck you after knowing you for twenty-five minutes could care less about all the great stuff going on in the inside that ugly capsule you call a body.
That said, if the most attractive version of you is a “4” on the scale of good-lookingness then you need to focus on chicks close to that or worse.
Since we all weren’t dealt the same hand, we’ve jotted down 25 ways/tips to help you get laid.
Be as Attractive as Possible They may not have known it at the time but Nada Surf dished out the most sagacious “how to get laid” advice there is in their 1996 tour de force Popular: “Being attractive is the most important thing there is.