They saw someone do something awful and have now been drafted into the witness protection plan 9. They have too much respect for you to be wasting your time with texts 18. They’re a perfectionist and want to make sure their long, epic declaration of love is absolutely flawless 20.
To speculate on why this is being done would lead too treacherously into psychological and postcolonial conjecture.
In June, I held The Society Superhuman Intensive, where we gave our members action-hero and secret-agent level training.
Besides the adrenaline-pumping stuff (evasive driving, fighting off multiple attackers, leaping across building-tops), we also taught them specific social-artistry skills.
But no one wants to admit that it’s happening to them.
They have fallen into a gorilla enclosure at the zoo 23.