If you’re a lady, you could invest in one of those things that disabled people attach to their heads to type that makes them look like spazzy chickens. ” and “ah Christ sorry there’s someone at the door, I think it’s the fella from the council about the noise, we had a party the other night and it got a bit messy, a man actually overdosed in the kitchen on something and we didn’t find him for a week lol, brb , ;) ” 6.