I'm coming out of the sandbox You'll get covered in dog doo I'm gonna get off this sea saw Say goodbye to your mama Oh yea Let's get high on some Pop Rock Pop Rock and Coke I'll blow your sock offteach how to laugh at daddy's dirty jokes Don't hedge your betsdouble down if you want to get ahead in Tinsel Town Turn that smile upside down Happy people don't have sex Now Robbie, everybody swings both ways From the butchest, the banditsthe fairest, the faggots and singerswith everything they need Everybody swings both ways Face it Robbie, you're a little bit gay Shall we dance?