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Plus, I learned my lesson last time, so before heading out, I secure my trusty Armpit Diapers™©®* into a comfortable, absorptive position, and give myself positive affirmations in the mirror: “I am interesting, I am funny, and I am confident, thanks to the patent-pending Wik-Flex™© Technology®** that is so discreet, it’ll feel like I’m not uncontrollably nervous-sweating at all!