I think the humour of Corrie, which judging by the photo, is also inherent in its cast and crew, is what makes it so popular – especially with us northerners.’ ‘Horny Steve enters from the back’ ‘Stella swallows’ ‘RITA: I’ll relieve Norris for a while’ ‘NORRIS: She was always up for a length or two in the morning’ ‘MOLLY: Have you seen my ring? When she got her head caught in the cat flap and he came in her face’ ‘GARY: Spit it out or choke on it’ ‘KIRSTY: Ram it down my throat, why don’t you?