If you don't like writing about yourself or think you are going to get writer's block it's a good idea to enlist the help of a friend; the kind of friend who is always saying to you "I can't understand why you're still single, you're such a catch".Ask your friend what your star qualities are and he or she will come up with a million and one positive things about you which you would have never thought of or dared to say about yourself. Here's what I've learned about writing a good ad: 1. Props that make you feel soulful, frisky, and fascinating help you make those claims for yourself in your ad. It might sound obvious, but be sure to post a terrific photo of yourself. More to the point: I wanted to attract a man who appreciated subtlety.I keep waiting for the red squiggly line to appear under it) and I’m like, uhhhh, no, let’s go see a NORMAL movie, and you’re like but I thought you said you like movies, and I’m like yeah but not THAT kind. It’s just gonna make me think you’re a pretentious prick with a prick the size of a cocktail weenie. And while we’re on the subject, don’t post a picture of yourself with your cat. Embrace your body, look self-confident, and they will come. I think if this jackass is in too much of a hurry to type two extra letters, maybe he does EVERYTHING too quickly. So anyways, instead of writing stuff like I love walking on the beach and going on vacations and seeing movies, try something more specific like I like subtitled films that are boring as shit, walking on nude beaches and visiting huts in Africa that don’t have TVs. If you’re a woman, you’ll look like a crazy cat lady. Or if you’re not ready for that, just photoshop your head onto Halle Berry’s body and post that shit. Sure, you can use a selfie, (and read this part carefully) AS LONG AS NO ONE CAN TELL IT’S A SELFIE. The purpose of these tips on how to describe yourself is to help you do just that – successfully portray the real you.Most online dating profiles have three levels of “About Me” details, starting with basic (usually mandatory) details such as your gender and age.
When many people think of online dating, they think of all the World of Warcraft addicts and goth kids from high school getting together online trying to get dates.by Alison Edwards How long do you spend getting ready for a night out?At a guess I would say that if you're a woman you can probably spend 1 hour upwards preening and titivating and if you're a man you can be showered, shaved and out of the door within 20 minutes (unless, of course, you're a metro-sexual in which case you probably take longer than a woman! Now let me ask you how long you would spend (or have spent) writing a profile for an online dating site? When you consider that you literally have minutes to impress someone and stand out from the rest in the online dating scene, don't you agree that more time and effort should be put into writing an online profile?The most effective way to get noticed online, is to include a photo.Choose a clear photo that shows in your best light and preferably smiling - it makes much better viewing!