These three examples reflect the more common online dating personalities: the thoughtful romantic, the witty comedian and the spontaneous adventurer.
While each of the sample profiles below is specific to a gender, the elements of each profile remain the same regardless of whether the user is male or female.
but those guys are always getting caught cheating on their wives, so why would I want to live that life?If you’re a guy, post a picture of yourself with a baby. Don’t write your profile like you’re writing a text message. Remember, you F’ing rock and someone would be lucky to find you. In which case I hope you find someone and they dump your ass and you cry. If you like this, please follow me on twitter and Facebook and buy my book when it comes out this October.If you don’t have a baby, go to a park and ask a random stranger if she can take your picture while you hold her baby. Do NOT mention any of the following words in your profile: Marriage Kids Prison Blood Mommy The IRS Porn 4. ‘Cause this is the shit I used to read all the time when I was doing it: I love walking on the beach and going on vacations and seeing movies. And then I F’ing meet you and you’re like let’s go see some weird ass indie flick that’s in Swahili (Holy crap, I spelled that word right on the first try?!!! I don’t give a crap whether you look like Christina Aguilera 2011 or Christina Aguilera 2013. When someone types the word “u” instead of “you,” do you know what I think? The Thoughtful Romantic The one thing I am most passionate about: taking care of others, helping people, and making people smile.Yes – I know that sounds cheesy – but I try really hard to brighten the day of everyone I meet, even if that’s just by asking a cashier how they are or holding the door open for someone.